Taken from a very recent conversation (so recent, it's still going on):
My old boyfriend Rich: PJ, why are you dieting?!?
The ever divine PJammy: Oh, needed to lose some weight. You know how it goes... as one ages, the metabolism slows down. Had to give it a kick in the cellulite-ridden behind.
Old Boyfriend Rich: Well you know your butt.
The ever divine PJammy: More intimately than I'd like to, thankyouverymuch.