Thursday, January 10, 2008

Taste Test

So, even though Cupid has my heart, I decided to pay for a three-month subscription on the other well-known matchmaking site. Today, I received an email from an old geezer. It went a little something like this:

Subject: You look delicious...
...and I want to taste you.

I wrote him back: Drop the Viagra and step away from the computer and nobody will get hurt.

Then I blocked him, because Lord knows I'm not ready to be some old geezer's dinner.