Five reasons I will never be cool:
1) I hate U2.
2) My idea of a great night out with friends consists of playing Hearts and drinking wine.
3) I have no desire to watch Grey's Anatomy.
4) My celebrity crush is on Carlos Faura, not Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey or Heath Ledger.
5) I am looking forward to the David Cassidy concert the first weekend of April.