1) Our company recently introduced a mentoring program, and I signed up for it. Today is the official "meet and greet," where mentors will meet potential mentees (like me!).
2) I really hope someone picks me.
3) This process reminds me of grade school: Please like me. Please pick me. Please.
4) I'm surprised I haven't broken out in stress acne.
5) This meet and greet probably shouldn't be taking place while Mercury is in Retrograde; apparently, the powers that be don't consult the stars.