Wednesday, February 23, 2011

You got new glasses ?

You know, I had to do it. Yes. So here is the response I sent to Monkey Man:

Mad Magazine’s Top Ten Snappy Answers To A Stupid Question

10) They're not glasses. They're contacts. Really big contacts.

9) No, it’s just an illusion.

8) Everything seems new after a few beers.

7) They’re not even glasses. They’re beer goggles.

6) Who said it was me in the picture?

5) When your drill sergeant told you to never assume, you really took that to heart.

4) It’s been said that there are no dumb questions, but obviously that’s a lie.

3) Where’s the beef?

2) Maybe if you put your glasses on, you’d know.

And Mad Magazine's number one top ten response is:

1) Duh.


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