Today is my birthday.
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Gonna have a good time.
Or at least I hope to. At my age, it can be difficult to have a good time. You know, it can be quite the challenge to fit a little fun in between bouts of flatulence, dementia, stiffness (not the good kind) and random drooling. I think I can do it, though.
Wanna join me? Or does the drooling turn you off?