Yesterday, in honor of Independence Day, I painted my toes blue and red. Today, my co-worker called me over to his desk so he could show me a project he was working on.
I scooted my chair over, and he said, "Oh look at your patriotic toes! That's so cute." Then he said, "B, did you see PJammy's patriotic toes?"
B said, "No, C, I did not. I don't tend to look at PJammy's feet during the workday."
I said, "Oh, now that's disappointing."