1) There's a party in the house - and I'm not going. Instead, I'm at my desk penning the Friday Five. Aren't I a regular party animal?
2) Speaking of animals, I hope 2011 brings me some sexy animals of the male type.
3) Wait. Make that sexy animals of the male type WHO ACTUALLY LIKE ME. I see plenty of sexy males. They just don't like me.
4) Which brings me to my next point: WTF is wrong with them?
5) Today I honestly don't care. I kind of enjoy spending NYE by myself. I have a ritual I do every NYE that I am alone - and it brings me comfort, joy and hope.
Happy New Year you guys. Thank you for your love and support this year. I wish you a happy, joyous and prosperous 2011.