On the road of life, I'm one big accident. Sometimes the accident has already taken place, and other times it's just about to happen. Either way, my life is a bumpy ride to self discovery. And sleep.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Pirate Poodle Lady
this: a woman in her 60's, short cropped gray curly hair, an apple
shape on top of skinny legs, a persistent smoker's hack, who uses her
outside voice inside. All the time. And peppers it generously with
aforementioned hacker's cough.
My teammate calls her "Pirate
Poodle Lady" so I didn't know her name until today. When I found out her
name, I sent the below to my teammate. 1) Pirate Poodle Lady’s real name is Kandi.
2) Kandi with a “K” and an “I” is a popular stripper’s name.
3) Pirate Poodle Lady is not a stripper.
4) Coughing is not allowed at Fantasy Girls.
5) Smoking is (or so I’ve heard).
I know he read it because I heard him giggling. And then he went to Fantasy Girls.
Or maybe he just went home. Maybe I'll find out tomorrow.