My birthday is this coming Monday (the 14th). No matter how old I get, I still get excited on my birthday.
Because I get to have cake.
Now I know I'm an adult, and can have cake any damn time I want to. But the reality is, cake makes my hips rounder and my jeans smaller. So, for most of the year, I abstain.
But I won't on Monday. Or rather, Sunday, the day that hunky and I are going out to celebrate.
I plan on having lots and lots of cake. After all, what's a gym membership for, if not to work off birthday cake?